Welcome to my paranoia!

I am a smart adult. I have common sense. I have a college degree. I am even smart enough to MacGuyver a few things here and there. But I watch a zombie show or read a stinkin' zombie book and I start FREAKING THE F OUT. I start to realize,I am SO unprepared! When the shit hits the fan I need to be ready! But then I remember it's zombies and I shouldn't freak out. But then I remember IT'S ZOMBIES! and I freak out again. So, in addition to my Amazon wishlist ("In Case Of Zombies", it's private, I don't want everybody to know I'm crazy) I will keep a running list of things to do before the undead rise again.